DISSECTING GRASSHOPPERS! EW!

OMG! Today we dissected grasshoppers in science and it was soooo gross! They were all brown and gigantic! They were like, 2 inches long and all gross. I refused to touch them, so we had to make Mrs. Willensky come and help us, and seriously, she was enjoying it as she twisted of grasshopper body parts! It was seriously disturbing! When she was snapping the jumping legs (the really big legs) off, all this juice stuff squirted out, and it was really disgusting. Alf was totally smiling and rolling his grasshopper around and picking it up and playing with it. He took scissors and cut its butt off! All this juicy guts stuff fell out of its body! :( I seriously felt really sick for the rest of the day! SO SAD!!