Wednesday, June 3, 2009

DISSECTING GRASSHOPPERS! EW!

OMG! Today we dissected grasshoppers in science and it was soooo gross! They were all brown and gigantic! They were like, 2 inches long and all gross. I refused to touch them, so we had to make Mrs. Willensky come and help us, and seriously, she was enjoying it as she twisted of grasshopper body parts! It was seriously disturbing! When she was snapping the jumping legs (the really big legs) off, all this juice stuff squirted out, and it was really disgusting. Alf was totally smiling and rolling his grasshopper around and picking it up and playing with it. He took scissors and cut its butt off! All this juicy guts stuff fell out of its body! :( I seriously felt really sick for the rest of the day! SO SAD!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

You know what?? When the world ends, its gonna be soo scary! I wonder what it would be like. Maybe we'll all blow up, or melt. I wonder if I'll still be alive then. Will it hurt? What will we all be thinking? The idea is just slightly depressing... Maybe by the time the world ends, humans won't be in control of every other animal anymore. Maybe aliens will take over the world, and we'll all be their pets. Just like how dogs, and cats, and other animals are our pets. Since every generation is getting fattier and stuff, maybe it will be like Wall-E and everyone is going to be ginormous fatso ball dudes.
If the world ends, what will happen? Will humans reappear again? Maybe all life will never return. How would it end? Would everything just blow up, or erupt in fire? Will Earth still even be here?!?!? I hope I won't be alive when the world ends.