DISSECTING GRASSHOPPERS! EW!

OMG! Today we dissected grasshoppers in science and it was soooo gross! They were all brown and gigantic! They were like, 2 inches long and all gross. I refused to touch them, so we had to make Mrs. Willensky come and help us, and seriously, she was enjoying it as she twisted of grasshopper body parts! It was seriously disturbing! When she was snapping the jumping legs (the really big legs) off, all this juice stuff squirted out, and it was really disgusting. Alf was totally smiling and rolling his grasshopper around and picking it up and playing with it. He took scissors and cut its butt off! All this juicy guts stuff fell out of its body! :( I seriously felt really sick for the rest of the day! SO SAD!!

You know what?? When the world ends, its gonna be soo scary! I wonder what it would be like. Maybe we'll all blow up, or melt. I wonder if I'll still be alive then. Will it hurt? What will we all be thinking? The idea is just slightly depressing... Maybe by the time the world ends, humans won't be in control of every other animal anymore. Maybe aliens will take over the world, and we'll all be their pets. Just like how dogs, and cats, and other animals are our pets. Since every generation is getting fattier and stuff, maybe it will be like Wall-E and everyone is going to be ginormous fatso ball dudes.
If the world ends, what will happen? Will humans reappear again? Maybe all life will never return. How would it end? Would everything just blow up, or erupt in fire? Will Earth still even be here?!?!? I hope I won't be alive when the world ends.

Crazy Laughing

It was really weird! Me and my friends were at lunch today, and for some reason, I was like, SUPER hyper! We just sat there and laughed at each other for 20 minutes straight! And then me and Natalie (my friend) started tearing up! It started when Ellen (my other friend) challenged Natalie to a laughing contest (where they stare at eachother and try to get eachother to laugh), and Ellen was making really weird noises and faces, and then we all cracked up at the same time. So then, me and Ellen stared at eachother (we're wayyy better than Natalie) and we were all like, making weird noises and faces, and doing weird things, and then Ellen makes this hilarious monkey face! And i was just DIED! So then we were all laughing for a long time, and I challenged her again, but she wasn't paying attention, so I yelled at her, "1, 2, 3, GOO, GOOOO, GOOOOO!" And it sounded like hooting monkeys or something, so we were all like, screaming with laughter, and it was at lunch, and we were (at least I was) choking on food and stuff. It was pretty hilarious. We're ALWAYS like this. Our other friends who were sitting with us were all like, "Are they okay? I think Ann had too much sugar today..." and "Okay, you guys are starting to get creepy.." it was really funny! And then, after all that, the bell rang and we had to go back to class, so me and Ellen are walking back, and my throat is like, dying! And I'm all like, "Awww, my throat hurts! I'm starting to regret all that laughing!" And I was sad for a long time (actually, a couple minutes, cuz I drank some water and it felt all better again!) =P <(-_-<)

HIII!!

I am so bored right now! My friend The Natalie Gazette emailed me randomly (she does that a lot) about this sooo...ya.. :P